Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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