Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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