i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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