I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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