I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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