I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
