hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Damn victory sex feels great
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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