Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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