Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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