She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
