she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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