Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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