I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
