Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i think my cat just said my name.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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