At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
3pm strippers are depressing
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
