yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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