You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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