That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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