if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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