her vagine was all disorganized.
Soap is not a condiment
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Pooping to opera.
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