Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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