4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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