we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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