let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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