Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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