If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
my sisters under your porch take her home
Is it because I queefed?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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