You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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