Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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