we're blogging at a bar
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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