mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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