Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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