Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Floor bacon is actually really good
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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