how can u be prego again
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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