I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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