did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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