Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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