He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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