Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This toilet bowl is my home.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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