On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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