I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
