I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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