My boss' voice literally gives me gas
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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