It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Randomize
