is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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