But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If that was your dad, he is hot
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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