Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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