I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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