you didnt know i had herpes?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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