chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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