So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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