Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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